Truth never set me free, so I did it myself
Anja. 16. Socially awkward. @_anjasaur We’re fickle, stupid beings with poor memories and a great gift for self-destruction.
My child: Mum, can you help me with this project?
Me: No, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
My child: It's a project on Harry Potter.
Me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A+ YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.
